This is our first recording. Never mind who WE are. Just don't be an ass over this all being so short and done in one night (mostly by improvising), and consisting of this half-assed bunch of weird songs that you don't really like listening to. Shut up.
No one cares what you think, bitch. We had a good time doing this, so, you know, WE're all cool with it. YOU are the problem. Just enjoy it best you can and stop whining, or just don't listen to it. There's plenty of other music out there that you can listen to. Like that hot chick's song on MTV, or that new song about sexual activity I hear so much about these days. But eventually you'll come around to this. Oh yes you will. You can't escape it. You'll HAVE to. Eventually.